Let me ask you a question. How much of the Cardinals/Titans game did you actually watch?

Imma keep it a buck with you, I hardily watched any of it. I checked the score a couple times, saw the Titans were lifeless once again, and thought that was that. I then saw the score was 21-19 in favor of the Cardinals, and was left wondering what the fuck happened.

Early in the fourth quarter, Emari Demarcado ripped a 76 yard house call that should have clearly put the game away. There's just one problem: he dropped the ball before he crossed the goal line.

How this keeps happening truly can't be explained. It's unfathomable. AD Mitchell better buy Demarcado something nice, because the internet has him in the crosshairs now.

You think that's bad? Boy howdy, does it get worse.

Fast forward to about 5 minutes left in the game, and the only way I can describe this Titans touchdown is by imploring you to watch it yourself:

This is all kinds of cursed. This team invents new ways to fuck up each week.

Before you knew it, the Titans drove all the way down the field and secured their first win of the season of the toes of Joey Slye.

It's incredibly ironic because Brian Callahan is one of the most inept head coaches I've ever seen put on a headset. The Titans have been akin to an undercooked noodle the first four weeks of the season. The Cardinals said hold my beer. Actually, hold this entire 12 pack of beers I just drank.

An all time meltdown from Arizona. Might be time to take it down to 31 teams for the shield. Heard the UFL is looking for new markets.

-WhataMark