If you told me a year ago that Daniel Jones was going to be the QB to end the Colts week one winless streak I would've called the police and had you thrown in a psyche ward.

Wasn't a casual dubya, either. That shit was emphatic.

Colts win 33-8 at home for Jimbo. You just got dimed.

Like everyone else, I bitched and moaned when Dimes got the nod for the starting gig. We thought we had seen enough from his Giants tenure to know this wasn't going to work.

For at least one week, Steichen looks like a genius and the rest are reminded that there's a good reason we don't make decisions in professional sports.

I apologize, Mr. Dimes.

The defense also balled out in Lou Anarumo's first game as defensive coordinator. Tua was held to 114 yards passing and had 2 interceptions. He also lost the ball on the strip sack. Cam Bynum has one of the interceptions, and he may have already used his ult and hit the celly of the year:

I have no idea what the hell is going on here. I just know it's the greatest thing I've ever seen. Imma be hittin this all year long.

As for the Dolphins, I wouldn't be surprised if Mike McDaniel was left at the airport. How many weeks until this shit is blown to high hell?

Last year was almost the straw that broke the camels back. I've worked up optimism time and again and this Colts team has bashed me over the head with it. I, like many other, were pretty guarded as far as expectations for this year.

The Dolphins could be the worst team in the league, but the horseshoe bludgeoned Miami without breaking a sweat. I've been reeled all the way back in. Could completely backfire, but I'm not thinking about that right now. 1-0.

-WhataMark